sigh... i felt my Melancholia is recur. Too bad, i don't know what is my mind thinking about.Sometimes, i felt i'm responsibility to help my junior in Student Union, and help the director since i felt they need my help.But, at the same times, i felt i'm inresponsible to help them. Today, was our school Student Union's election. I felt very disappointed on the director management ability. But what can i do? I just can help them how many that i can do for them to protect our society's population. SU is became worse than before the year after a year. everybody knew that this is a fact. But i dunno the reason why they don't want to admit it. Many senior knew that. Sigh, i hate Melancholia. I dunno when i get it. Not only at the Society issue, but also at friends' issue.One more week, Just one more week, i can be natural back. I will wear the school uniform without tie and the badge of Student Union. Although the director didn't notice all the form 5 student to put off the tie and the badge, but i felt i have no qualifications to wear it anymore, since i can't do the Student Union's Objective after the day the new director born. What can i do is just help the new directors. I wish that those who i vote for can be the new director since i felt that they will sacrifice for our Society (SU). I wish that they will make our society to be improved and stopped it from falling down. I wish they will realizes my desire and don't be the sane director as this year.
Friends, this word sound strange for me.I've become alone for this year,what's the reason of it? Am i too straight? Am I too arrogant? or ? sigh.. i felt i'm the one who made our friendship to be broken.For this year, i'm afraid on my friends' changes, ( or else is i changed ? ).I can't accept that my friend will become like that ( i dunno how to decribe it) i felt sad, and felt afraid, i afraid he will hurt me on the next day since his personality is like that.. this is just mention about someone, i knew him since a few years ago. When i knew him, he gave me a feel --- he is a guy that 重視 friendship and fairness. But, nowaday he changed. What he want is just wealth and authority. I hate, I hate this kind of person. For my point of view, i felt that he wont be happy if he continue like that. But, we still friends, i wish he will knew about this, and changed back to the one that i knew.I wish to tell him what was my thinking. But, i have no chances. But anyway, i will still wishing him can living happily for now and his future because , we are friends.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Hi again!
Hi ! It's quite long time i didn't blog anything else on this blog. I doubt about neither there are any person who still checking my blog or not.
Sigh.. It's about 3 months i didn't blog.So now let's remind my life.
October, i went to school for study and started working at SOGO-Children Department.I went to school at morning and went for work during afternoon and night. It's quite tired.And here the begin for the changes on my life. I started enjoyed the working life more than school life.And so the agony started falling to me.I started concentrated on working and seldom take care of my school friends, societies and studies.And so, i started to be alone during the recess time and the time after school.I continued my life like this for a month.Okiez, let comes to my working life.The first day, i went to the brand that i working for, but too bad, she told me that this brand have enough person.They told me that they didn't need me,and ask me either i still wanna to working at here or not.I have bought the uniform, then sure i said 'yes'.And here the begin of the loness,i changed to SOGO BRAND,(SEAWOOD & BEST BUY) and now i'm working for seawood.i'm working at the brand that damm far from my friends.And i started to be alone.But luckily, i found a school friend that working new my department.so that i had friend to chatting during the time that less customer.And this condition continues until the end of October.
November,I continue working.And i'm still in school-SOGO life.My life act like usual, until 7th of November.At 7th of November, it's the end of HARI RAYA.Many of my friend stopped working.And i become more loness after this.I found that my pass deadline was 14th of November,I'm so happy because i no need to go for working and can stay at home.But this dream soon broke when i noticed that i need to updated the date and i will working until the end of year 2005.Then i just continue work until the end of the month.when 29th of November, My workmate,KokFei and i decide to go for tuisyen and prepare for SPM during December.We asked for leave, but the Manager didn't wanna to let us go.But at last, she let me go(*KokFei go by himself, the manager didn't noticed him that he can leave, So he until now also haven courage to take salary of November)I still remember what she said to me,'Tommorrow you no need come again!'it sound like i have been 'pecat' by her.But nevermind, i have already stopped working.Here are my working life.I really earn a lot of experiences at here.The Seniors always told me the experiences of working, and the issue of this society,etc. i really earn a lot of thing though them.I really need to thank them.Thank You.
Okie, now let's talk about the workmate.I knew some girls thought there.Erm, I still remember a boy that from BATU TIGA, he is older than me for a year but same form with me.He is a quite nice person.He is working for ANAKKU.But dunno why, he seem like scare me.Maybe i have scared him.Because i knew him at the Lift.I suddenly asked his name,age.. etc.If not mistaken his name is Lim Kui Bing (*Male).I dunno what he scare for his name.He always hust up his name from me.And at the lastday of working, i baru know his name.We seldom talk and seldom see each other when working.urm.. dunno how is him now?he is having SPM too... Erm, and he look like from a rich family.Hehe.. wanna kidnap him.. Just kidding la..hehe.
K, Next, let's talk about Phoon Beng(Female) She is same apartment with me.But too bad, our switch are totally different during November.When she was morning switch, i'm sure in afternoon switch.She continue working until Chrismas.She is same age with me but was in From 3 (2005).Erm, i wouldn't like to talk so many about her at here.Because of something..hehe..(*it's not a bad thing but is a good thing)
Erm, Next, that's Mei Yun.She are same age with me and at the same form but from different school.She study at titiwangsa.She is a quite pretty girl.Erm, she is working at Wolrd Of Cartoon but she just work for 7 days and soon she stopped working because HARI RAYA is over.erm..same here. i don't like to talk so many about her at here.because of something there..hehe..sry yea.
K Next, I would like to talk about KAHASH,KAHMIAH,KAHZAH,KK,KAK GANGAH,etc.. that worked at the same department.they all are my senior and all are older than me.some of them already worked for fews years at SOGO.Erm, they really teach me a lot of thing.Just like Working experiences,knowledge about this society etc. too many thing i earn from them.Oh yea, i nearly forget the supplier of best buy. She also teached me a lot.She is supplier of Best Buy.Wanna know how i know her or not?i said already, i'm working for seawood. bu too bad, they always put me to best buy there, so i always work for best buy and soon i knew her.She is graduated from RI XIN (a penang school) this school is quite famous because the student are very clever.just like chonghwa indepent at KL. They have around 90% student get 8 A in PMR. see, so you can guess how nice is that school is it?urm.. when she come to SOGO, she sure find me and talk something with me.hehe.. suddenly so miss her also..but dun think too far.. she is around 30++ years old ..
erm.. i felt that i talk too many about working. so now let's talk back the topic that aroound school.Erm,i went out many times with my friends during holidays.I went to MELAKA with my society friend (PP+PS),TIME SQUARE,SG WANG,SUNWAY PYRAMID.If not mistaken is those places.Any way, i had memoriable holidays for this year(2005) This is the nicest holiday that i haven been before.I enjoyed working with my workmate,enjoy my holidays with my friends.Sometimes, we go out yam cha.Sometimes,we go out play.I have a lot of fun with them!!erm.. i dunno where i said until already ><
erm.. let's jump to december.December, i go for tuisyen.The day that didn't tuisyen, i always find people go out for a drinks, or play or watch some movies.Erm, it's also a quite memoriable days and times.
Hehe, i think i said too many about the holidays even it was already passed..In addition, i have miss a lot of thing above there.Some i forgot to wrote up there.So. pai se yea. because it is too many thing to write at there.so i can't write too many.Sorry at here first.
So now back to the school.
03/01/2006, school reopen!and now, i'm 5S3!!!erm..at our class.. almost all are same with last year.What was different is the teachers.The teachers are totally different.
erm, i have not many comments about my class..or my schoollifes yet.So about my new school life, i will post very later.. hehe.. kk la.. see yea my friends.
Sigh.. It's about 3 months i didn't blog.So now let's remind my life.
October, i went to school for study and started working at SOGO-Children Department.I went to school at morning and went for work during afternoon and night. It's quite tired.And here the begin for the changes on my life. I started enjoyed the working life more than school life.And so the agony started falling to me.I started concentrated on working and seldom take care of my school friends, societies and studies.And so, i started to be alone during the recess time and the time after school.I continued my life like this for a month.Okiez, let comes to my working life.The first day, i went to the brand that i working for, but too bad, she told me that this brand have enough person.They told me that they didn't need me,and ask me either i still wanna to working at here or not.I have bought the uniform, then sure i said 'yes'.And here the begin of the loness,i changed to SOGO BRAND,(SEAWOOD & BEST BUY) and now i'm working for seawood.i'm working at the brand that damm far from my friends.And i started to be alone.But luckily, i found a school friend that working new my department.so that i had friend to chatting during the time that less customer.And this condition continues until the end of October.
November,I continue working.And i'm still in school-SOGO life.My life act like usual, until 7th of November.At 7th of November, it's the end of HARI RAYA.Many of my friend stopped working.And i become more loness after this.I found that my pass deadline was 14th of November,I'm so happy because i no need to go for working and can stay at home.But this dream soon broke when i noticed that i need to updated the date and i will working until the end of year 2005.Then i just continue work until the end of the month.when 29th of November, My workmate,KokFei and i decide to go for tuisyen and prepare for SPM during December.We asked for leave, but the Manager didn't wanna to let us go.But at last, she let me go(*KokFei go by himself, the manager didn't noticed him that he can leave, So he until now also haven courage to take salary of November)I still remember what she said to me,'Tommorrow you no need come again!'it sound like i have been 'pecat' by her.But nevermind, i have already stopped working.Here are my working life.I really earn a lot of experiences at here.The Seniors always told me the experiences of working, and the issue of this society,etc. i really earn a lot of thing though them.I really need to thank them.Thank You.
Okie, now let's talk about the workmate.I knew some girls thought there.Erm, I still remember a boy that from BATU TIGA, he is older than me for a year but same form with me.He is a quite nice person.He is working for ANAKKU.But dunno why, he seem like scare me.Maybe i have scared him.Because i knew him at the Lift.I suddenly asked his name,age.. etc.If not mistaken his name is Lim Kui Bing (*Male).I dunno what he scare for his name.He always hust up his name from me.And at the lastday of working, i baru know his name.We seldom talk and seldom see each other when working.urm.. dunno how is him now?he is having SPM too... Erm, and he look like from a rich family.Hehe.. wanna kidnap him.. Just kidding la..hehe.
K, Next, let's talk about Phoon Beng(Female) She is same apartment with me.But too bad, our switch are totally different during November.When she was morning switch, i'm sure in afternoon switch.She continue working until Chrismas.She is same age with me but was in From 3 (2005).Erm, i wouldn't like to talk so many about her at here.Because of something..hehe..(*it's not a bad thing but is a good thing)
Erm, Next, that's Mei Yun.She are same age with me and at the same form but from different school.She study at titiwangsa.She is a quite pretty girl.Erm, she is working at Wolrd Of Cartoon but she just work for 7 days and soon she stopped working because HARI RAYA is over.erm..same here. i don't like to talk so many about her at here.because of something there..hehe..sry yea.
K Next, I would like to talk about KAHASH,KAHMIAH,KAHZAH,KK,KAK GANGAH,etc.. that worked at the same department.they all are my senior and all are older than me.some of them already worked for fews years at SOGO.Erm, they really teach me a lot of thing.Just like Working experiences,knowledge about this society etc. too many thing i earn from them.Oh yea, i nearly forget the supplier of best buy. She also teached me a lot.She is supplier of Best Buy.Wanna know how i know her or not?i said already, i'm working for seawood. bu too bad, they always put me to best buy there, so i always work for best buy and soon i knew her.She is graduated from RI XIN (a penang school) this school is quite famous because the student are very clever.just like chonghwa indepent at KL. They have around 90% student get 8 A in PMR. see, so you can guess how nice is that school is it?urm.. when she come to SOGO, she sure find me and talk something with me.hehe.. suddenly so miss her also..but dun think too far.. she is around 30++ years old ..
erm.. i felt that i talk too many about working. so now let's talk back the topic that aroound school.Erm,i went out many times with my friends during holidays.I went to MELAKA with my society friend (PP+PS),TIME SQUARE,SG WANG,SUNWAY PYRAMID.If not mistaken is those places.Any way, i had memoriable holidays for this year(2005) This is the nicest holiday that i haven been before.I enjoyed working with my workmate,enjoy my holidays with my friends.Sometimes, we go out yam cha.Sometimes,we go out play.I have a lot of fun with them!!erm.. i dunno where i said until already ><
erm.. let's jump to december.December, i go for tuisyen.The day that didn't tuisyen, i always find people go out for a drinks, or play or watch some movies.Erm, it's also a quite memoriable days and times.
Hehe, i think i said too many about the holidays even it was already passed..In addition, i have miss a lot of thing above there.Some i forgot to wrote up there.So. pai se yea. because it is too many thing to write at there.so i can't write too many.Sorry at here first.
So now back to the school.
03/01/2006, school reopen!and now, i'm 5S3!!!erm..at our class.. almost all are same with last year.What was different is the teachers.The teachers are totally different.
erm, i have not many comments about my class..or my schoollifes yet.So about my new school life, i will post very later.. hehe.. kk la.. see yea my friends.
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Working
i will be work since this saturday (8/10). i'm first time to work. will this job make me to be more mature? will this job bring me a lot of experience , memories , or some knowledge? erm.. whatever yes or no, let's wait and see..
Friday, September 30, 2005
九月三十日
今天是我最快樂的一天. 我終於解決了一個長久以來都困擾著我的東西.我真的很高興,但是我又不會怎樣表達出來.
前两天,我考完試了.但我還是要去學校去,老師還沒教完課.除此之外,我還得做我的學會的東西.
我想會一直做到放假.放假後,有不知道該去打工還是該去進修.英文實在是太差了.唉..
不過,今天真的很高興^^
前两天,我考完試了.但我還是要去學校去,老師還沒教完課.除此之外,我還得做我的學會的東西.
我想會一直做到放假.放假後,有不知道該去打工還是該去進修.英文實在是太差了.唉..
不過,今天真的很高興^^
Sunday, September 11, 2005
是悲還是喜?
二零零一年九月十一號 , 美國世貿中心被恐怖份子襲擊..
頓時喪失了上千條人命...美國人因此感到生氣..
攻擊了伊拉克.. 戰爭又喪失了很多人的生命..
幾年前.. 爆發了禽流感和SARS 病毒..
上千人因感染了病毒而死亡..
上個月.. 我國也面臨了煙霾..
全國大多數地區的空氣都不健康..
尤其是吧生港口和瓜雪一帶..
更是進入緊急狀態..
請問..
這些是悲還是喜呢?
我想.
大家都會說是悲吧?
都有那麼多人死了..
還能喜嗎?
其實..正真的答案是悲..但同時也是喜..
為甚麼我這樣講呢?
其實..很多人都沒有發現..
在每一個”悲”的後面..
總有一個”喜”..
譬如說美國的世貿中心吧..
雖然很多人無辜的被犧牲了..
但美國人從此團結一致..
同樣的..當美國人轟炸伊拉克時..
伊拉克人也一樣團結起來..
這團結不就是喜嗎?
禽流感和SARS 病毒的到來..
不也讓人們意識到清潔衛生的重要性嗎?
煙霾也讓印尼的棕油園園主意識到他們的做法會讓領国的人民受苦..
總爾言之..
每一個”悲”的背後總有一個”喜”會跟隨著它到來..
這就好像人們常說的..
每一個男人的背後總有一個女人一樣嘛 !
不知你同意我嗎?
頓時喪失了上千條人命...美國人因此感到生氣..
攻擊了伊拉克.. 戰爭又喪失了很多人的生命..
幾年前.. 爆發了禽流感和SARS 病毒..
上千人因感染了病毒而死亡..
上個月.. 我國也面臨了煙霾..
全國大多數地區的空氣都不健康..
尤其是吧生港口和瓜雪一帶..
更是進入緊急狀態..
請問..
這些是悲還是喜呢?
我想.
大家都會說是悲吧?
都有那麼多人死了..
還能喜嗎?
其實..正真的答案是悲..但同時也是喜..
為甚麼我這樣講呢?
其實..很多人都沒有發現..
在每一個”悲”的後面..
總有一個”喜”..
譬如說美國的世貿中心吧..
雖然很多人無辜的被犧牲了..
但美國人從此團結一致..
同樣的..當美國人轟炸伊拉克時..
伊拉克人也一樣團結起來..
這團結不就是喜嗎?
禽流感和SARS 病毒的到來..
不也讓人們意識到清潔衛生的重要性嗎?
煙霾也讓印尼的棕油園園主意識到他們的做法會讓領国的人民受苦..
總爾言之..
每一個”悲”的背後總有一個”喜”會跟隨著它到來..
這就好像人們常說的..
每一個男人的背後總有一個女人一樣嘛 !
不知你同意我嗎?
Sunday, September 04, 2005
< 人 - 萬物之靈 - 第一篇 >
人真的是萬物之靈嗎?
請閉上您的雙眼...
試想像一下...
地球正發生著第六次生物大滅絕...
原因何在?
是因為海水氾濫嗎?
是因為氣候變了嗎?
是因為戰爭嗎?
但..我可以很肯定的告訴你們..
罪魁禍手乃是人類
正是因為有人類..
人類自稱萬物之靈..
但是..他們有執行他們的任務嗎?
有..的確是有..但只是一部份的人而已..
爾大多數的人類呢? 確是破壞王..
河水不犯井水..這是人們常說的..
但他們呢? 他們侵犯了動物的世界!!
人在森林中建造水壩..
破壞了生態
生態..乃是動物之媳息之所..等同於人類的住所..
若人類的住所被侵犯..人類的感受又如何?
同樣的動物也有感受..那他們的感受又如何?
破壞人類的住所的東西是不好的..是惡的..
那破壞動物的住所的東西(人類)又是好的嗎?
<<繼>>
請閉上您的雙眼...
試想像一下...
地球正發生著第六次生物大滅絕...
原因何在?
是因為海水氾濫嗎?
是因為氣候變了嗎?
是因為戰爭嗎?
但..我可以很肯定的告訴你們..
罪魁禍手乃是人類
正是因為有人類..
人類自稱萬物之靈..
但是..他們有執行他們的任務嗎?
有..的確是有..但只是一部份的人而已..
爾大多數的人類呢? 確是破壞王..
河水不犯井水..這是人們常說的..
但他們呢? 他們侵犯了動物的世界!!
人在森林中建造水壩..
破壞了生態
生態..乃是動物之媳息之所..等同於人類的住所..
若人類的住所被侵犯..人類的感受又如何?
同樣的動物也有感受..那他們的感受又如何?
破壞人類的住所的東西是不好的..是惡的..
那破壞動物的住所的東西(人類)又是好的嗎?
<<繼>>
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
一步一腳印
Begin by The First Step
從今開始,這博客的名稱將改為<<也許>>..這也意味著<<也許>>將帶給我一個新的開始..
Start from now, This Blog Title will changed from "Vincent's Life" to "Maybe".
It insist that it is a new beginning for me..
Start from now, This Blog Title will changed from "Vincent's Life" to "Maybe".
It insist that it is a new beginning for me..
Friday, August 26, 2005
十大经典爆笑鬼故事
（1）鬼魂索命
从前有一个人，他有一个女朋友。他比世界上任何一个人都爱她。
可是有一天，他女朋友无情的离开了他，甚至连一个理由都没给他。
看着自己的女朋友被别人挽着手逛街，他痛不欲生，失去了理智。终于有一天他把女朋友杀了。
本来他打算杀了她以后自杀的。可是将死之时才感到生命的可贵。
从此以后他天天被噩梦困扰，梦境中他女朋友赤身露体，披头散发，红舌垂地，十指如钩来向他索命。
噩梦把他折磨的形如销骨，一天他找来一个道士已求摆脱。
道士要他做三件事
第一，把他女朋友的尸体好好安葬
第二，把他女朋友生前穿的睡衣烧掉
第三，把藏起来的血衣洗干净
所有的事情必须在三更之前完成，要不就会有杀身之祸！
他遵照道士的嘱咐把所有的事情都做的很仔细，可是那件血衣却怎么也找不到了。
马上就要三更了，豆大的汗珠从他脸上滴下来把地毯都打湿了。在将要三更的时候他找到了那件血衣，可是不管怎么怎么搓就是洗不掉。
这时候忽然狂风大作，电闪雷鸣。窗户被狂风拍打的左右摇曳，玻璃的碎裂声让人更加心惊肉跳，突然所有的灯全灭了，整个屋子一片漆黑。闪电中，只见他女朋友穿着染满鲜血的睡衣，眼睛里滴着血，满脸狰狞的 指着他厉声道： “ 你知道为什么洗不掉血迹吗？” 他被吓呆了一句话说不出女朋友继续道：“因为你没有用雕牌洗衣粉，笨蛋。”
（2）夜遇女鬼
夜已经很深了，一位出租车司机决定再拉一位乘客就回家，可是路上已 经没多少人了。 司机没有目的的开着，发现前面一个白影晃动，在向他招手，本来宁静的 夜一下子有 了人反倒不自然了，而且，这样的情况不得不让人想起了一种，人不想想起的东西，那就是鬼！
可最后司机还是决定要拉她了，那人上了车，用凄惨而沙哑的声音说：“请到火葬厂。”司机激灵打了一个冷颤。难道她真是.他不能再往下想，也不敢再往下想了。他很后悔，但现在只有竟快地把她送到。
那女人面目清秀，一脸惨白，一路无话，让人毛骨悚然。司机真无法继续开下去，距离她要去的地方很近的时候，他找了个借口，结结巴巴地说：“小姐，真不好意思，前面不好调头，你自己走过去吧，已经很近了。”
那女人点点头，问：“那多少钱？”司机赶紧说：“算了，算了，你一个女人，这么晚可，来这里也不容易，算了！”
“那怎么好意思。”
“就这样吧！”司机坚持着。
那女人拗不过，“那，谢谢了！”说完，打开了车门.
司机转过身要发动车，可是没听到车门关上的声音，于是回过了头.那女人怎么那么快就没了？他看了看坐，没有！车的前边、左边、右边、后面都没有！难道她就这样消失了？
司机的好奇心那他就想弄个明白，他下了车，来到了没有关上的车门旁，
“那个女人难道就这么快的走掉了，还是她就是.”他要崩溃了，刚要离开这里，一只血淋淋的手拍了他的肩膀，他回过头，那女人满脸是血的站在他的面前开口说话了。
“师傅！请你下次停车的时候不要停在沟的旁边.”
（3）有两个人
在一个偏僻的村庄，一条羊肠小道上有一根笔直的电线杆，说也奇怪， 常常有人在那出事。
不久一对年轻男女不小心骑车撞倒，当场毙命。一天晚上，5岁的小志和他妈妈在回家路上经过那儿，小志突然:“妈妈，电线杆上有两个人。”妈妈牵着他的手快速走开说：“小孩子不要乱说！”
但是这件事很快就传开了，有一天，一个记者来采访小志让他带他去看发生车祸的地方，小志大大方方的领他走到那，记者问：“在哪？”小志指指上面，记者抬头一看，电线杆上挂着个牌子，
上写：交通安全，人人有责
（4）三个鬼的投诉
有一天他们在逛街的时候遇到了上帝！他们对上帝说，他们都死得很惨， 希望让他们上天堂！上帝很无奈地说，现在天堂的住户太多，已经爆满。但现 在还有一个名额！你们说吧，看谁死得最惨，就让谁上天堂！
于是，第一个鬼开始说了：我生前是一个清洁工。工作很辛苦的！从早忙到晚！ 有一天，我正在一栋大厦外面擦玻璃！是那种吊在外面的高空危险工作！在第30多楼！突然，我脚一滑，失足掉下去了！我想，完了！要死了！ 但求生本能让我在无意识地乱抓！很幸运地，我抓住了一个阳台的栏杆，在13楼。我想，有救了！于是想等缓过劲后爬上去！ 哪知，突然有人把我的手一揎，我又掉下去了！我想，这下我真的完了！但是，我命不该决，底下有一个帐篷接住了我，我庆幸前世肯定积了德！ 想等缓过劲就下去。谁知，上面掉下来一个冰箱，把我砸死了！
第二个鬼说：我生前是一个文员。什么都还好，我有一个老婆，很漂亮。身材很棒！但就是有点水性扬花。我有轻微的心脏病。有一天上班忘了带药，我回家去拿 。一进门， 看见老婆头发散乱、衣衫不整。肯定有奸夫。于是我满屋找，厨房也找，厕所也找，都没找到。到了阳台，我发现有两只手扒在 栏杆上，我想：奸夫！于是把他的手一揎。心想，13楼！看摔不死你！结果等我一看，居然没死！被帐篷接住了！我着急，于是满屋找，进了厨房，发现冰箱够大，于是把冰箱扔下去。终于把他砸死了！我当时太高兴了！大笑不止。谁知笑得心肌埂塞，笑死了！
第三个鬼说.：我生前是个小混混，但我没做过什么坏事！有一天我到一个女性朋友家里晃！刚刚办完事，她老公突然回了！我得找地方藏起来。于是厨房也找，厕所也找，最后发现他们家冰箱挺大的，于是我就躲冰箱里去了！我就不明白，她老公怎么知道我在冰箱里，他居然把冰箱从13楼给扔下去了！我就这样连人带冰箱摔死了！
（5）厕所遇鬼
楚阳向去农村串门儿，在和亲戚们聊天时，亲戚告诉他，这里的厕所有鬼，不过，你不接 受鬼的东西，鬼就不会伤害你。可能是水土不服的原因，到了晚上，楚阳向的肚子痛得要命。实在没办法，楚阳向只好怀着恐惧的心理，硬着头皮去了厕所。楚阳向刚蹲下，便听到鬼的声音：
“要红色的手纸还是白色的手纸？”
楚阳向知道不能接受鬼的东西，便答道：“我一直用报纸。”
看样子，楚阳向是得了痢疾，过了不一会儿，楚阳向又跑到了厕所，不过，这次，他不再害怕了。
鬼看到楚阳向后，又伸出手说道：“要《青年日报》还是《中央日报》？”
“我一直用体育类报纸。”
夜里，楚阳向第三次上厕所。
“要《青年体育》还是《中央体育》？”鬼问。
“我...我只想撒尿。”
（6）猛鬼电话
以前打电话，号码不像现在用按的，是用手指插进一个有洞的圆盘用拨的。话说从前从前. 小明家的电话号码是４４４—４４４４，常常有奇怪的电话打进来.
某天午夜12点的时候,电话响了，小明拿起话筒。电话那头用凄惨的声音说：「请问这里是４４４—４４４４吗？可不可以帮我 打１１９报警？我好惨啊！.」
小明：「你去找别人帮你，不要来找我！」
那人：「我只能打电话到４４４—４４４４，没办法打给别人。」
小明吓死了，赶快挂上电话，
只能打到４４４—４４４４? 难道是鬼？！
过了一会儿电话又响了，小明不敢接，但是电话一直响.小明只好把电话接起来。
那人：「请问这里是４４４—４４４４吗？可不可以帮我打１１９报警？我好惨啊！
我的手指卡在电话拨孔里！」
（7）见鬼
二位男子在万圣节化妆舞会后走路回家. 当他们经过一个墓园时, 一时兴起要穿过此墓园. 当他们走到一半时便被一声声叩-叩-叩的声音给吓住了. 这声音是从某个阴暗处传出他们被吓得浑身发抖, 接着他们发现有位老年人手执凿子正在凿一块墓碑.
其中一位男子便说:"我的天啊.先生,我们以为你是鬼耶, 这么晚了,你在这做什么啊?"
老人骂道:‘***,他们把我的名字拼错了.!"
（8）鬼火
在一个漆黑的夜里，一个人赶夜路，途经一片坟地。微风吹过，周围声音簌簌，直叫人汗毛倒竖，头皮发乍。就在这时，他忽然发现远处有一点红色的火光时隐时现。 他首先想到的就是“鬼火”。于是，他战战兢兢地拣起一块石头，朝亮光扔去。只见那火 光飘飘悠悠地飞到了另一个坟头的后面。他更害怕了，又拣起一块石头朝火光扔了过去，只见那亮光又向另一个 坟头飞去。此时，他已经接近崩溃了。于是，又拣起了一块石头朝亮光扔去。这时，只听 坟头后面传来了声音：“妈的，谁呀？拉泡屎都不让人拉痛快喽。一袋烟功夫砍了我三次 。”
（9）洋娃娃
有一个计程车司机在计程车行工作。有一天的深夜，他正开车经过一片很荒凉的地方，四周一片漆黑；忽然看见前面荒地里有一座大厦，亮着昏暗的灯。他正在奇怪这里什么时候起了这样一座楼，就看到路边有一个小姐招手要坐他的车回家，那个小姐坐上车後，他就把车门关起来，开始开车，过了一会儿，他觉得很奇怪，为什么那个小姐都没说话，结果他往後照镜一看，哪有什么小姐，只有一个洋娃娃坐在那里，他吓个半死，抓起洋娃娃往窗外丢出去，回家後就大病了三个月
等他病好了以後，他回去计程车行工作，结果他的同事对他说：「你真不够意思,有一个 漂亮的小姐过来投诉说她上次要坐你的车，结果她才刚把洋娃娃丢进去，你就 把车门关起来开走了。
(10)鬼妇人
话说在一个夜黑风高的夜晚，就在那条最长.最可怕的路上.
计程车司机开过那里
有个妇人在路旁招手要上车
一路上蛮安静的
直到那妇人说话了
她说：“苹果给你吃很好吃的哦.”
司机觉得很棒.就拿了.
接着吃了一口.
那妇人问：“好吃吗？”
司机说：“好吃呀！”
妇人又回了一句：“我生前也很喜欢吃苹果啊.”
"哇.&*?$#@",司机一听到，吓得紧急刹车，面色翻白.
只见那妇人慢慢把头倾到前面，对司机说:
想知道她说什么吗？
“但我在生完小孩后就不喜欢吃了..."
从前有一个人，他有一个女朋友。他比世界上任何一个人都爱她。
可是有一天，他女朋友无情的离开了他，甚至连一个理由都没给他。
看着自己的女朋友被别人挽着手逛街，他痛不欲生，失去了理智。终于有一天他把女朋友杀了。
本来他打算杀了她以后自杀的。可是将死之时才感到生命的可贵。
从此以后他天天被噩梦困扰，梦境中他女朋友赤身露体，披头散发，红舌垂地，十指如钩来向他索命。
噩梦把他折磨的形如销骨，一天他找来一个道士已求摆脱。
道士要他做三件事
第一，把他女朋友的尸体好好安葬
第二，把他女朋友生前穿的睡衣烧掉
第三，把藏起来的血衣洗干净
所有的事情必须在三更之前完成，要不就会有杀身之祸！
他遵照道士的嘱咐把所有的事情都做的很仔细，可是那件血衣却怎么也找不到了。
马上就要三更了，豆大的汗珠从他脸上滴下来把地毯都打湿了。在将要三更的时候他找到了那件血衣，可是不管怎么怎么搓就是洗不掉。
这时候忽然狂风大作，电闪雷鸣。窗户被狂风拍打的左右摇曳，玻璃的碎裂声让人更加心惊肉跳，突然所有的灯全灭了，整个屋子一片漆黑。闪电中，只见他女朋友穿着染满鲜血的睡衣，眼睛里滴着血，满脸狰狞的 指着他厉声道： “ 你知道为什么洗不掉血迹吗？” 他被吓呆了一句话说不出女朋友继续道：“因为你没有用雕牌洗衣粉，笨蛋。”
（2）夜遇女鬼
夜已经很深了，一位出租车司机决定再拉一位乘客就回家，可是路上已 经没多少人了。 司机没有目的的开着，发现前面一个白影晃动，在向他招手，本来宁静的 夜一下子有 了人反倒不自然了，而且，这样的情况不得不让人想起了一种，人不想想起的东西，那就是鬼！
可最后司机还是决定要拉她了，那人上了车，用凄惨而沙哑的声音说：“请到火葬厂。”司机激灵打了一个冷颤。难道她真是.他不能再往下想，也不敢再往下想了。他很后悔，但现在只有竟快地把她送到。
那女人面目清秀，一脸惨白，一路无话，让人毛骨悚然。司机真无法继续开下去，距离她要去的地方很近的时候，他找了个借口，结结巴巴地说：“小姐，真不好意思，前面不好调头，你自己走过去吧，已经很近了。”
那女人点点头，问：“那多少钱？”司机赶紧说：“算了，算了，你一个女人，这么晚可，来这里也不容易，算了！”
“那怎么好意思。”
“就这样吧！”司机坚持着。
那女人拗不过，“那，谢谢了！”说完，打开了车门.
司机转过身要发动车，可是没听到车门关上的声音，于是回过了头.那女人怎么那么快就没了？他看了看坐，没有！车的前边、左边、右边、后面都没有！难道她就这样消失了？
司机的好奇心那他就想弄个明白，他下了车，来到了没有关上的车门旁，
“那个女人难道就这么快的走掉了，还是她就是.”他要崩溃了，刚要离开这里，一只血淋淋的手拍了他的肩膀，他回过头，那女人满脸是血的站在他的面前开口说话了。
“师傅！请你下次停车的时候不要停在沟的旁边.”
（3）有两个人
在一个偏僻的村庄，一条羊肠小道上有一根笔直的电线杆，说也奇怪， 常常有人在那出事。
不久一对年轻男女不小心骑车撞倒，当场毙命。一天晚上，5岁的小志和他妈妈在回家路上经过那儿，小志突然:“妈妈，电线杆上有两个人。”妈妈牵着他的手快速走开说：“小孩子不要乱说！”
但是这件事很快就传开了，有一天，一个记者来采访小志让他带他去看发生车祸的地方，小志大大方方的领他走到那，记者问：“在哪？”小志指指上面，记者抬头一看，电线杆上挂着个牌子，
上写：交通安全，人人有责
（4）三个鬼的投诉
有一天他们在逛街的时候遇到了上帝！他们对上帝说，他们都死得很惨， 希望让他们上天堂！上帝很无奈地说，现在天堂的住户太多，已经爆满。但现 在还有一个名额！你们说吧，看谁死得最惨，就让谁上天堂！
于是，第一个鬼开始说了：我生前是一个清洁工。工作很辛苦的！从早忙到晚！ 有一天，我正在一栋大厦外面擦玻璃！是那种吊在外面的高空危险工作！在第30多楼！突然，我脚一滑，失足掉下去了！我想，完了！要死了！ 但求生本能让我在无意识地乱抓！很幸运地，我抓住了一个阳台的栏杆，在13楼。我想，有救了！于是想等缓过劲后爬上去！ 哪知，突然有人把我的手一揎，我又掉下去了！我想，这下我真的完了！但是，我命不该决，底下有一个帐篷接住了我，我庆幸前世肯定积了德！ 想等缓过劲就下去。谁知，上面掉下来一个冰箱，把我砸死了！
第二个鬼说：我生前是一个文员。什么都还好，我有一个老婆，很漂亮。身材很棒！但就是有点水性扬花。我有轻微的心脏病。有一天上班忘了带药，我回家去拿 。一进门， 看见老婆头发散乱、衣衫不整。肯定有奸夫。于是我满屋找，厨房也找，厕所也找，都没找到。到了阳台，我发现有两只手扒在 栏杆上，我想：奸夫！于是把他的手一揎。心想，13楼！看摔不死你！结果等我一看，居然没死！被帐篷接住了！我着急，于是满屋找，进了厨房，发现冰箱够大，于是把冰箱扔下去。终于把他砸死了！我当时太高兴了！大笑不止。谁知笑得心肌埂塞，笑死了！
第三个鬼说.：我生前是个小混混，但我没做过什么坏事！有一天我到一个女性朋友家里晃！刚刚办完事，她老公突然回了！我得找地方藏起来。于是厨房也找，厕所也找，最后发现他们家冰箱挺大的，于是我就躲冰箱里去了！我就不明白，她老公怎么知道我在冰箱里，他居然把冰箱从13楼给扔下去了！我就这样连人带冰箱摔死了！
（5）厕所遇鬼
楚阳向去农村串门儿，在和亲戚们聊天时，亲戚告诉他，这里的厕所有鬼，不过，你不接 受鬼的东西，鬼就不会伤害你。可能是水土不服的原因，到了晚上，楚阳向的肚子痛得要命。实在没办法，楚阳向只好怀着恐惧的心理，硬着头皮去了厕所。楚阳向刚蹲下，便听到鬼的声音：
“要红色的手纸还是白色的手纸？”
楚阳向知道不能接受鬼的东西，便答道：“我一直用报纸。”
看样子，楚阳向是得了痢疾，过了不一会儿，楚阳向又跑到了厕所，不过，这次，他不再害怕了。
鬼看到楚阳向后，又伸出手说道：“要《青年日报》还是《中央日报》？”
“我一直用体育类报纸。”
夜里，楚阳向第三次上厕所。
“要《青年体育》还是《中央体育》？”鬼问。
“我...我只想撒尿。”
（6）猛鬼电话
以前打电话，号码不像现在用按的，是用手指插进一个有洞的圆盘用拨的。话说从前从前. 小明家的电话号码是４４４—４４４４，常常有奇怪的电话打进来.
某天午夜12点的时候,电话响了，小明拿起话筒。电话那头用凄惨的声音说：「请问这里是４４４—４４４４吗？可不可以帮我 打１１９报警？我好惨啊！.」
小明：「你去找别人帮你，不要来找我！」
那人：「我只能打电话到４４４—４４４４，没办法打给别人。」
小明吓死了，赶快挂上电话，
只能打到４４４—４４４４? 难道是鬼？！
过了一会儿电话又响了，小明不敢接，但是电话一直响.小明只好把电话接起来。
那人：「请问这里是４４４—４４４４吗？可不可以帮我打１１９报警？我好惨啊！
我的手指卡在电话拨孔里！」
（7）见鬼
二位男子在万圣节化妆舞会后走路回家. 当他们经过一个墓园时, 一时兴起要穿过此墓园. 当他们走到一半时便被一声声叩-叩-叩的声音给吓住了. 这声音是从某个阴暗处传出他们被吓得浑身发抖, 接着他们发现有位老年人手执凿子正在凿一块墓碑.
其中一位男子便说:"我的天啊.先生,我们以为你是鬼耶, 这么晚了,你在这做什么啊?"
老人骂道:‘***,他们把我的名字拼错了.!"
（8）鬼火
在一个漆黑的夜里，一个人赶夜路，途经一片坟地。微风吹过，周围声音簌簌，直叫人汗毛倒竖，头皮发乍。就在这时，他忽然发现远处有一点红色的火光时隐时现。 他首先想到的就是“鬼火”。于是，他战战兢兢地拣起一块石头，朝亮光扔去。只见那火 光飘飘悠悠地飞到了另一个坟头的后面。他更害怕了，又拣起一块石头朝火光扔了过去，只见那亮光又向另一个 坟头飞去。此时，他已经接近崩溃了。于是，又拣起了一块石头朝亮光扔去。这时，只听 坟头后面传来了声音：“妈的，谁呀？拉泡屎都不让人拉痛快喽。一袋烟功夫砍了我三次 。”
（9）洋娃娃
有一个计程车司机在计程车行工作。有一天的深夜，他正开车经过一片很荒凉的地方，四周一片漆黑；忽然看见前面荒地里有一座大厦，亮着昏暗的灯。他正在奇怪这里什么时候起了这样一座楼，就看到路边有一个小姐招手要坐他的车回家，那个小姐坐上车後，他就把车门关起来，开始开车，过了一会儿，他觉得很奇怪，为什么那个小姐都没说话，结果他往後照镜一看，哪有什么小姐，只有一个洋娃娃坐在那里，他吓个半死，抓起洋娃娃往窗外丢出去，回家後就大病了三个月
等他病好了以後，他回去计程车行工作，结果他的同事对他说：「你真不够意思,有一个 漂亮的小姐过来投诉说她上次要坐你的车，结果她才刚把洋娃娃丢进去，你就 把车门关起来开走了。
(10)鬼妇人
话说在一个夜黑风高的夜晚，就在那条最长.最可怕的路上.
计程车司机开过那里
有个妇人在路旁招手要上车
一路上蛮安静的
直到那妇人说话了
她说：“苹果给你吃很好吃的哦.”
司机觉得很棒.就拿了.
接着吃了一口.
那妇人问：“好吃吗？”
司机说：“好吃呀！”
妇人又回了一句：“我生前也很喜欢吃苹果啊.”
"哇.&*?$#@",司机一听到，吓得紧急刹车，面色翻白.
只见那妇人慢慢把头倾到前面，对司机说:
想知道她说什么吗？
“但我在生完小孩后就不喜欢吃了..."
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